About 4 days ago, Jason Michaels posted a blog on College Humor....I had to repost it, once again, check out College Humor and let Jason know he did good with this one...
(also, you might want to read it from the bottom up)
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Comedy. Show all posts
Friday, October 3, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Be Kanye
W.O.W.
I'm a little late on these, but hilarious none the less...
Kanye being Kanye and Absolute paying him for it....
And Even More
I thought it was dope on the Marketing level....
What you think??
I'm a little late on these, but hilarious none the less...
Kanye being Kanye and Absolute paying him for it....
And Even More
I thought it was dope on the Marketing level....
What you think??
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Bernie Mac - Thanks for the Memories
I've waited a little while to post something about the Great Bernie Mac. The R.I.P's have been said and I'm always one to look on the Positives that people have done with their time in this world. So I'm going to posts clips of Mr. Mac, from his Def Comedy Jam performance to his Kings of Comedy Performance. He left us with much to smile, laugh and be thankful for. You are missed.
Bernie in the 90's on Def Comedy Jam
"I'm blessed...I'm big boneded...I'm heavy structured...I'm hung low...If I pull my $h!t out this whole room get dark"
"Kick It"
Bernie on the Kings of Comedy tour
"Your Honor, do you mean separate like divide?"
"I'm getting some Milk n Cookies"
Bernie in the 90's on Def Comedy Jam
"I'm blessed...I'm big boneded...I'm heavy structured...I'm hung low...If I pull my $h!t out this whole room get dark"
"Kick It"
Bernie on the Kings of Comedy tour
"Your Honor, do you mean separate like divide?"
"I'm getting some Milk n Cookies"
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
Comedy
So I came across these as I was on Facebook.... just giving you something to laugh about.......
First are the Women...
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
*Just a joke, guys, don't worry :-)
oh that was funny....
And Now the Men's Turn
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-- --------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few wo men who can handle it!
First are the Women...
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
*Just a joke, guys, don't worry :-)
oh that was funny....
And Now the Men's Turn
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-----------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
-----------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
----------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-- --------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
-----------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
----------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
------------------------------------------------------
Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
------------------------------------------------------
Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few wo men who can handle it!
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Akon & T Pain trying to eat
what up it's ya boy Ballito.., and just dropping ya'll with some new funny ish.....
Ever wonder what a conversation between T-Pain and Akon sounds like...
........................So have I and here it is...
Ever wonder what a conversation between T-Pain and Akon sounds like...
........................So have I and here it is...
Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Odenize -- Comedy Clip
Another funny commercial by ESPN. This time with Greg Oden (#1 draft pick for the gold-diggers), trying to prove he's marketable. Funniest I've seen in a while because of his expressions and Scottie Pippen in the face (Big Nose).
Favorites:
GRET by greg oden
Get Some Air nasal spray (the picture looks like they made his nose bigger)
Favorites:
GRET by greg oden
Get Some Air nasal spray (the picture looks like they made his nose bigger)
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