I reside in the DC area as you may or may not know. I frequently take the Metro (thats the subway for you non-DC residents) be it to work or for pleasure.
Mr. Talented and I have noticed an alarming trend...
AT LEAST ONE ESCALATOR IS BROKEN AT EVERY METRO STATION
We could only come to one conclusion... Metro is fighting the good fight... No I don't mean terrorism... I mean the fight against OBESITY
Despite the fact that the Examiner.com (DC Examiner) cites that escalators "have been performing better in recent months and are now reaching or surpassing Metro’s performance goals"
WHAT KIND OF LOW EXPECTATIONS DOES METRO HAVE??? Or wait they must not have any at all...
Look at this list of stations with non working escalators that I have experienced in the past:
Capitol Heights Metro
- I have used this Metro station almost everyday for the past 3 months and it has NEVER worked!
Metro Center
-3 out of 5 days of the week one of them is broken
Stadium Armory
Pentagon City
Pentagon City
-was out this weekend
Gallery Place Metro Center
-4 times in 2 weeks
-4 times in 2 weeks
The only explanation is that Metro is secretly working with the government to end obesity...
Can we sue Metro? Some of these are really high... i mean look at Dupont Circle
Can we sue Metro? Some of these are really high... i mean look at Dupont Circle
Some people are struggling so hard they just stop to take a break...
So if you want to work out then I suggest hop on the Metro instead of taking your car.
Hell that's what I've been doing... lost a few lbs already...
Metro is the New Workout Plan!
