Comedy

So I came across these as I was on Facebook.... just giving you something to laugh about.......

First are the Women...

Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important that these four men don't know each other!
*Just a joke, guys, don't worry :-)

oh that was funny....

And Now the Men's Turn

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat
a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when
a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can walk down the street with a bald head
and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few wo men who can handle it!

Paris for President???????...

Gotta give it up to Paris Hilton for not backing down, turning this into another publicity event for herself and clowning John McCain in the process.

So for the next couple of days get ready to see Paris on all news channels...again...



Oh and for those keeping tabs...
You have 90 Days to until Election Day... i'll be posting soon about deadlines state by state for Voter Registration...

Judah x Mick Boogie x Hypebeast ... Present RA The MC

To all the people who love Real Hip Hop... I present to you a good friend of mine and a Beast on the MIC.. RA the MC..

She is seriously talented...

Quick story, True story,
We went to this listening party for an album last summer. And then I let the artists manager know that she's an MC. He's like "For real", and I'm like "Yea Yea". So he's like aight, "let's hear her". Know this is before his artists gets to the venue. So we go outside in front of the venue. He brings over one of the producers on the album, three of his "up and coming mc's" and a friend come over. So now there is like 7 of us in a circle and RA starts spittin'. Everyone's nodding their heads and listening, then all of a sudden it was like someone sprayed mace in the circle. Everyone's nose gets scrunched up, two of them covered their faces, the other two turned away and you hear a "Dayum". I don't remember what she said, but it had everyone change their faces up and earned instant respect. Needless to say, they wanted to sign her that night.

Fast Forward a year of heavy grinding and it pays off.



Check the write up on Hypetrak
"For the first time ever Hypebeast is plunging into the world of mixtapes. Hooking up with Judah and Mick Boogie Hypebeast is sponsoring a dope mixtape by Ra The MC. The mixtape is called ” A Mixtape About Something…I Think!” and it drops August 19th. Hypebeast rarely lends its name to products and music unless it’s top notch. Stay tuned for more information on the mixtape and updates as they come in. JUDAH X HYPEBEAST.COM & MICK BOOGIE presents to the world RAtheMC “A Mixtape About Something…I Think!” Enjoy, Support and Exploit!"

Keep doin wat you doin RA
oh and check out her site
www.rathemc.com